The New Boeotian Calendar will be uploaded in the next few days. In my own mind, I should have had it done by now, so I’m kind of beating myself up over not having it done already.
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Calendar Updated & Uploaded
Calendar Page
Direct Link to PDF File
I’m planning to have physical calendars available for purchase for 2012; any kind of suggestions for images and what-not will be greatly appreciated.
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It’s about that time again….
Working on next year’s New Boeotian Calendar. Also brainstorming for ideas for a 2012 BIG calendar that has blackjack and hookers photos, and maybe makes use of a calendar service to be all glossy and shit. Seriously, what to photograph? If I had a sexy boyfriend, I’d just make him a perizoma and take him to the Classical Revival park shelter downtown (OK, technically “hospital area”, but you know what? I used to live near Washtenaw and South U., the hospital is “downtown” to me).
…and now that idea has distracted me. If you’d like to be my sexy boyfriend, or just model for a twink-cake calendar, that’ll work, too.
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Also, it’s about the time to get the most out of your annual membership dues for new people looking to join Hellenion. Alexandra Bond posted the photos some-one sent her of their membership packet, but really, helping the only U$-recognised tax-exempt exclusively Hellenic polytheist group pay their bills was reason enough for me to join up in 2007.
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Begin Again
So, now is the time I’ve come to observe as the Boeotian New Year (just downloaded hella PDF files, both something called The Boeotian Project and The Ancient Boeotians, if I can find anything more about the calendar, this may prove different next year). I realise it’s technically long into the AM hours for me, but considering the hours I’ve been keeping lately, it’s actually still kind of like late last night.
The “festivities” began with cleaning up the apartment for the previous two days and part of earlier today. This took the time that it did for a lot of reasons, but mostly 1) I like to do a lot of Noumenia-related cleaning during Hekate’s Depinion and 2) I have serious allergies and keep forgetting to buy face masks — this means I end up needing to take a break every twenty minutes to let the dust settle and to clear my head of snot. In this, i also ended up doing my laundry, including a bunch of things that probably didn’t need it, but the Theoi only know how long these things had been on the floor.
So, for Mnenosyne and Hai Mousai, who boasted a large cult in their own right in Thespiae, I’ve both acquired a rosemary and now it’s festive:
Do you know how hard that key pattern is to do by hand? :-p guh… like stringing pearls, man, I swear.
…and, because I’m a dork, I’ve strung lights around the laurel — pretty much because i can:
Actually, the plants were decorated last week, but whatever.
As I finished up today’s cleaning, I asked the Theoi for their blessings upon the household in the coming year. Afterward, I showered (cos I hadn’t yet — and even if i had, I was suddenly covered in cleaning dust and stuff. I’m still not completely done with cleaning, but it’s clean enough in here for most rituals.
Then onward to the Ultra-Traditional New Year’s Meal™ (hint: I jest) of Whatever Crap i could Find In the Fridge. Actually, i had a rough idea of what i was going to do, but I ended up doing some scrounging to complete the meal.
Often are the times I just decide to throw a bunch of crap onto a pita, toss it in a 400°F oven for ten minutes, and call it a meal. This time, I found a little left-over thing that seemed to contain a tappenade, i think from Macaroni Grill, and so that means, if I think right, this little single-serve portion of finely chopped olives and other stuff cost about $4 — now that’s class:
I then crumbled a bunch of feta on top, halved some pitted kalamata olives, sliced some roasted, marinated garlic i get in this jar in the produce section (this garlic, I swear — almost as good as sex), and chopped up some leftover turkey. Threw some parmesian and the last 1/4oz of shredded Swiss on top so that it all sticks to the bread, and then….
As the timer tick-tick-ticked away ten minutes, I even dished out a festive holiday meal for the kitties:
OK, it’s the same crap they get every night when i have dinner, but it’s not like they know what day it is! [taps nose] I sort of wish i had some of the fancier wet food for the cats, but considering that I didn’t even have the money to throw myself a meal any fancier than Crap I Found In the Fridge, I’m not too worried.
Ding! Dinner’s up, and I settle in with tasty food and libate to the Theoi in gratitude and kharis, then wash my hands for ritual.
Honestly, this was completely unscripted, and I found myself offering praise to Theoi I typically don’t offer additional cultus to, such as Herakles, and whom I have not in quite a while, like Dionysos. And as I scooped up portions of pomegranate with my hand, praised the nymphai Whose springs have founded cities, and the heroes who founded Boeotia, Hesiod whose words influenced the whole of the Hellenic religions, all of Hellas, and even my own family line, both ancient and current generations.
I still have some divinations to perform, but here’s once last photo to satiate you people:
(the far-left dish contains both pomegranate arils and pieces of quince — both of which i only seem to get around this time of year)
