Underwear model Mihalis Thomaidis has teamed up with underclothiers, Christos Bibitsos under their Modus Vivendi label, for a new underwear advert campaign celebrating the traditional working class of ancient Hellas.

I dub Modus Vivendi the official pants of Hellenic reconstruction, and if you don’t wear them, you’re a filthy Neopagan trying to sully the purity of The One True Hellenismos™ with your False Hellenism.

So it is written!

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