If this is what House of Night does to people, I’m both far more curious and pessimistic about the content within. Seriously, these books simply cannot be good; a certain King of Talking Butt-Plugs put out less material in a comparative span of time to any three successive books in this series, and he could barely do that without pilfering the public domain to an exploitative extent and borderline plagiarism. For some reason, i have my suspicions about these being any good.

And yeah “some people actually like it” —or, to translate “WHAAA!! You criticised something I’m for more emotionally invested in than any sane person would be, and you’ve hurt my precious fee-fees!“